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2005-08-30T12:02:00.000+08:00

HANDS DOWN

Dashboard Confessional

Breathe in for luck,

breathe in so deep,

this air is blessed,

you share with me.

This night is wild,

so calm and dull,

these hearts they race,

from self control.

Your legs are smooth,

as they graze mine,

we're doing fine,

we're doing nothing at all.

My hopes are so high,

that your kiss might kill me.

So won't you kill me,

so I die happy.

My heart is yours to fill or burst,

to break or bury,

or wear as jewelery,

which ever you prefer.

The words are hushed lets not get busted;

just lay entwined here, undiscovered.

Safe in here from all the stupid questions.

"hey did you get some?"

Man, that is so dumb.

Stay quiet, stay near, stay close they can't hear...

so we can get some.

My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me.

So won't you kill me,

so I die happy.

My heart is yours to fill or burst,

to break or bury,

or wear as jewelery,

which ever you prefer.

Hands down this is the best day I can ever remember,

I'll always remember the sound of the stereo,

the dim of the soft lights,

the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers

and the time on the clock when we realized it's so late

and this walk that we shared together.

The streets were wet

and the gate was locked so I jumped it,

and I let you in.

And you stood at your door with your hands on my waist

and you kissed me like you meant it.

And I knew that you meant it,

that you meant it,

and I knew,

that you meant it,

that you meant it.

2005-08-29T11:49:00.001+08:00

wla akong magawa ngaun lang ulit ako nagpost nakakatamad kc... tsaka marami akong tinatapos ngaun 2nd quarter na namin at maxadong mabilis ang mga pangyayari next week RETREAT na namin sa Sept. 5-7 un kya 3 days akong wla uhm... ano kya ang mga mngyayari sa akin doon wla pa naman akong close sa classroom kc mga plastik ang tao doon eh... wla akong tym makipag plastikan sa mga tao sa room namin karamihan kc mga backstabbers kya mahirap ng makipagkaibigan sa mga un..... haay naku... buhay tlaga..... wow....

tae.....

2005-08-03T18:36:00.000+08:00

Send my love to heaven......

What can I say about a girl I loved since I was ten.....? That I love the way she laughs at me when I commit mistakes, the way she fuses over silly things and even the way she cries over some sad silly late night show? Somehow, I wished I could have told her that I love her but now there's no hope in doing so. For now, it's rather too late- too late for me to do so. She was my best friend and I have known her since we were small. She knew all my secrets, which reveals my feeling for her, that I love her not only because she's pretty and smart but also the way she laughs at everything and the way she sees life and love.

I could still remember the first time we met; I was eight years old then. It was one windy afternoon having no one to play with except for my best friend, Troy. He and his family just moved out to transfer at a neighboring state because his father got promoted. And so I climbed up our tree house, I saw a moving truck coming down the street. I watched it approaching and noticed a family station wagon following it. It stopped in front of the house and out came a family. I was about to glance away when out came the loveliest girl I've seen.

She was seven years old that time but then even at an early age she was a beauty. She had long curly hair, which reached almost to her waist. She had fair complexion and eyes which could make a man lose his heart into them. I continued watched her when suddenly she looked up and saw me watching them in the tree house window. I was about to hide when she smiled and waved her hand. I waved back then watched in amazement as I saw her running towards the tree house. So I went to the edge of the ladder and said, "Would you like to come up?" she answered, "May I?" So I help her climb up and when she reached the top she then turned to me and said, "By the way, my name's Sam, what's yours?" I answered, "My name is Christopher but then you can call me Chris." She smiled and said, "Well I like your name. Hey your tree house's neat!" then I replied, "Thanks! Troy and I made this. This used to be our hide out. He used to goof around, play ball and go biking together. He was my best friend and I kind of miss him you know." She smiled and said "I'm here now, we could do things you do with Troy and I could be your new best friend too. I never had a boy for a friend before so it could be exciting to have one. I could learn how to play ball and I have my bicycle so we could go biking together. Now how does that sound to you?" I smiled and said, "Well that sounds good enough." Then she held her hand and said, "It's a deal then!" So that's how it started.

So we became best friends and it was kind of strange at first for she was a girl and there are things which I was little bit hesitant to indulge her like catching frogs, swimming in the lake and climbing trees, but then she tried and did everything just to please me. There was even a time when she fell off the bike trying to catch up with me in a race we had and I was the one who bandaged her scraped knee. I could still remember the time when she hit the window of our neighbor when we were playing baseball and it was I who talked to Mr. Chambers and promised to pay for the damage, which meant having to loose a week's allowance. I remembered the time when I fell off the tree when I tried to rescue a little kitten because Sam was near to tears when she saw the helpless kitten trapped in a branch. I even fought with the tough guy when they teased Sam and made her cry and I ended up having a black eye and a bruised cheek. I remember Sam crying as she placed an ice bag over the damaged eye and later gave it a get-well kiss.

I did everything to please her and gave everything her little heart desires. The lake was our favorite hang out. We had our Saturday swim routine. We would pack food and later eat them under the big oak tree. There was a special branch in which the two of us could sit together and tell each other's dreams. She dreams of being a Ballerina and she knows my dream of becoming a doctor. She never laughs at my dreams and pursuits even if they were quite impossible. It made me like her even more. As years went by, I noticed that my feelings towards her were slowly changing. Somehow, I thought it was just a simple crush case. But when I started thinking about her at night, dreaming of her and having the feeling of wanting to be with her all the time, I thought it was something different, something that made me feel strange, but then it was exhilarating feeling. It made me feel so alive. Whenever our hands touch, I could feel the tingling sensation in my spine.

Once when we were at the lake having our Saturday swim routine and as I carried her towards the water edge, I had the feeling of not wanting to let go. I just wanted that moment to continue hoping it would never end. I then realized I was slowly falling in love with my best friend. Many times I tried to deny the feeling for I was scared to imagine what would happen if ever I'd try to tell her how I feel about her. I was scared because she might think that I'm taking advantage of her and our friendship. I was afraid of losing her so I just kept my feeling hidden.

We reached the age of fifteen and I noticed that Sam grew lovelier each day. How my heart aches wherever I see boys glance her way. I want to punch their noses as I watch them talking to her giving compliments, flowers and chocolates. There were times when I watch her at a distance mixed feelings of anger and hurt because it hurts so much to know that there were so many things I wanted to tell her but then I could not do so. There were so many presents which I long to give her but then I could not for she might see me only as a friend. I was also scared of letting her know how I feel about her as much as losing her. Then one day, I just learned from a friend that she already had a boyfriend. At first, I tried to convince myself that it was just a rumor. Her boyfriend was Mark, a popular senior, who was the heartthrob of the campus. She, being the cheerleader was close to the basketball team which Mark was the captain. When I saw them walking together at the parking lot that afternoon, I watched her with my heart slowly breaking into pieces. I saw her wave at me but I just pretended not to see her for I was scared that she might see in my eyes the pain I'm feeling inside because of seeing her with another guy.

Those days that followed where the saddest days of my life. How my heart aches when I see her walk by me with him at her side. Every time we meet in hallways and I see him around her, there's a feeling inside me that makes me want to grab her away from him. How it hurts to see the girl I long possess was now owned by somebody else. That special smile I long for her to cast on me was now cast on him as she passes by me she doesn't know that I whisper the words "God, how I love this girl."

Then one faithful day, they broke up. ! She came to me that evening crying on my shoulder. They had a big fight and it ended up to their break up. Mixed feelings were scaring me inside. I was happy because she was free and maybe I would have the chance of telling her my true feelings for her but then I was so bad because she is crying her out heart just for him. At that time, I was not quite sure of what I wanted to do. So we found ourselves doing what we did in old days with our Saturday swim routine, spending time in our tree house. We still enjoyed doing childish pranks for we still are both young at heart. So many chances I had for me to confess my feelings for her but still I couldn't bring myself to her for I was scared of losing her once more. I once lost her, now I could not bear of losing her again by telling her I love her. So I just kept my feelings even it was bursting to be expressed from my aching heart.

It was a week from our J'S Prom; we were seated at the branch of an oak tree drying ourselves after our afternoon swim when she said, "I was wondering Chris if you would like to be my partner?" It just got out of my wits for it was like a dream I never thought would happen. It took me awhile to answer her, "I thought there are so many boys who would die for you to be their partner?" So she turned away and quietly said, "Well I just thought I would like to spend that night with my best friend." Then she continued in a whisper I could barely hear, "Don't you want to die just like them to be my partner Chris?" I was too stunned to speak for it came close to me blurt my feelings for her. We we're silent for a while until I finally whispered, "I would be happy to be your partner Sam." The she smiled and suddenly kissed my cheek. I could hardly contain the joy I felt that time. I saw her turn red and bowed her head. Suddenly she stood up and run towards the water saying, "Last one to reach the water treats to Sunday fudge!" I ran slowed up so that I would lose which meant having to have her with me for another three hours or more.

Our Prom night came. I bought a new tuxedo and poured almost the entire bottle of perfume. I went to fetch Sam. Sam's mother greeted me and I went to sit in the living room waiting for her to come down. I was talking to her father when I heard her say, "How do I look?" I look up and saw her lovelier than ever in a strapless white dress with her hair flowing around her face. I stood up and opened my mouth but found out I could not find my voice. Then I got her hand shakily fastened the corsage around her wrist and whispered, "To the loveliest girl in the whole world." She then asked, "Is that true?" I nodded and she smiled and I smiled back then I turned to open the door for her.

When we arrived at the gymnasium we hardly recognized our classmates. Gone were the jeans and T-shirts. They were replaced with tuxedos and gowns. Then I held out her hand bowed and said," Would you give me the honor of your first dance?" She laughed and curtseyed. Then I led her to the dance floor. It was like a dream coming true, a moment of enchantment. I was there dancing with the only girl I ever loved. She was smiling up to me, as we were slowly moving in a smooth gliding emotion. I found myself lost as I stared down to her sparkling eyes. The curls of her long hair were like waves enhancing her beautiful face. There were so many things I wanted to tell her that moment. I wanted to tell that she was the most beautiful girl that night. I wanted to tell her that she would always the beacon of light in my darkness, but what I wanted to tell her the most is that I love her. I drew up all my courage and bent to whisper it in her ear but suddenly the music stopped and the magic was gone. I come close telling her, still haven't done it.

We walked towards the table and found ourselves surrounded by friends. I asked her if she wanted a drink, she nodded and so I went to get one. It took me a long time to get one and when I returned to our table, she was gone. I asked her friend, Katie, where she was but she told me that she doesn't know. So I went and search for her. As I was searching for her, I reached the garden. There I saw two silhouette figures outlined by the moon's slivery light. They were so close to each other. I could never describe the feeling I had when I recognized the white dress Sam was wearing that night. I just turned and left the gymnasium.Since that night, I avoided her. Many times she tried talking to me but I never gave her the chance to do so. I was afraid to hear her say that she loves Mark and not me. I would rather have left in ignorance of her true feelings for me than to hear from those dreaded words and feel my hope crush and my heartbreak. I didn't return her calls. I would not see her if she comes into our house. In the hallways, as she approaches I would go to another direction. It also hurts to do those things but then that was I thought the best way to forget her. Those months were tormenting but still I kept my pride.

The day of our graduation came. I was planning to take up medicine at a neighboring state and was to move out the next day. As the program ended, she approached me and handed me a rose. As she stared at me, there was something in her eyes I couldn't describe. There was sadness in them and when she smiled it wasn't the same smile she does it. I wanted to hug her at that moment, tell her that I love her but then she turned and walked away from me. So I moved out the next day as I planned. Luckily, I was accepted at the university. I concentrated with my studies but still I think of her at night. I was always wondering if she thinks of me too. I tried hard not to think of her but still I could not stop myself from loving her. Each achievement I have was done for her. I thought that if I will be successful one day, I would be able to tell her that I love her and by that time, I'm worthy of having her.

It was a year after our graduation when I decided to return home and see her again. I thought a year is too much for me not to see her and during the past year I felt like a person lost in the desert and only the sight of her could quench the thirst I have inside. As I got off the plane, I went home directly, desperate to get to her house desperate to see her, to hug her then I would tell her that I missed her and that I have loved her for a long time. This time I am determined to let her know my true feelings for her and I could not contain anymore the love I have for her.

I reached their house; I saw her older sister and I approached her. I smiled at her but I noticed she didn't smile back. I was confused for she was used to be a cheerful lazy just like my dear Sam. I then asked," Hi Jen! I guess you're surprised why I'm here. Well I just want to visit you and I was also hoping to see Sam. I kind of miss her you know. Ummm.........by the way have you seen her?" All I saw was sadness in her eyes as she replied quietly "Come follow me." I was confused with the way she's acting but still I followed her. As we were walking, I was trying to indulge her in a conversation but just answered my questions briefly. Then I realized that she was leading me to the direction of the lake. It was still the same as I left it, with the same oak tree Sam and I used to climb up. I smiled upon remembering the kiss Sam gave me when I agreed to be her partner. It's been one of the happiest days in my life and I realized that I missed Sam more than I thought. Then Jen stopped walking and pointed to the tree. She then whispered, "There's Sam." I looked at where she was pointing and saw a newly dug tomb with the name of the girl I ever loved. I could not believe at what I saw and desperately tried convincing myself that this is all just a nightmare and I would soon wake up. I stared at Jenny in disbelief with her eyes searching for explanations and slowly started saying," It has been a week since she died. She died of Leukemia, but even though she was sick, she never stopped thinking about you. It was even your name she uttered before she died. She asked us to bury her here for she always regards this place as a place of LOVE. She said that this is where she had spent the happiest days and that was when she was with you. By the way, she also asked me to give you this." She handed me a parcel and with that she left. I slowly opened the parcel and saw that it contained the dried orchid from the corsage I gave her for our prom. Then at the bottom I saw a letter. It was dated last month. I opened it with shaking hands and started reading........

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Dearest Chris,

I know by this time you read this letter I'm gone. I just want to tell you that I feel very lucky and thankful to God that I had a friend like you. I would also like you to know that I had left something inside, something I kept from you all these years. I love you Chris, not in a friendly way but as one who would feel like spending the rest of my life with. I have always loved you even from the start. I guess it just bloomed each day that's why the happiest days of my life as when you were by my side. You just don't know how I dreamed of you at night and wake up in the morning and dream no more for you are with me. When you are away, I can't stop crying because I'm afraid to think that you are with another girl. I just can't bear to see you with another girl. I just want you all to myself. I may sound selfish but that's how I feel. Each time you held me close to you was like a dream coming true for to be close to you and feel your heart beating next to mine was heaven. So many things I did so that you will learn to love me but I NEVER saw a hint. I did everything to please you because I love you so much that I even tried to fool myself that you're in love with me too. So many nights I've cried when I think myself unloved by you. Well you might think that what I'm saying are lies but, I tell you, my heart speaks the truth for I cannot bear telling a lie to the one I love. I know you might be thinking of Mark but I just did that to make you jealous, to make you see me as a young woman, capable of loving and not as the little girl you used to play with. Sometimes I imagined that you were jealous and fooled myself that it was a sign that you feel something for me too. When Mark and I broke up and I came crying, I just did that to know how you would react and with that I'll know that you love me too. But I failed for you didn't give me any clue. When our prom night came, you just don't know how happy I was when you handed me the corsage and saying that I was the loveliest girl in the whole world. While we were dancing, I wanted to desperately to hear you say that you love me too but you NEVER did. When Mark came and pleaded me to give him a second chance, I was scared that you might see us talking. I didn't want you to get the wrong impression so I told him we would talk in the garden. There I explained to him that it's you whom I really love. What happened next was that I found you missing and later learned that you were searching for me, I just concluded that you saw us together. The next day, I tried to explain but then you never gave me a chance to do so. you continuously avoided me and never knew how much pain I've experienced that time. I felt the world crushing on me. In our Graduation day, when I approached you, I wanted to tell you how much I love you but I decided that I just couldn't do it. I could not bear to hear all you feel for me is just brotherly hand of love. For I want you to love me as a woman and not as a girl or playmate. So I just turned away and left. Now that saying I LOVE YOU might be too late, still I want you to know that I will always love you and my heart has always been and will be yours alone.

Always, Sam

P.S.Think of me sometimes.... and always remember that loving you was the best thing that ever happened in my life.

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I felt my tears falling as I folded the letter. I wanted to shout out to let her know that I love her, if not as much, but more than she did for me. I love her more than anything in this world. I knelt touching the soil of her grave and rain started to fall. I continued crying softly and whispered, "Oh God, send my love to heaven."

2005-08-01T05:17:00.000+08:00

ang aga..... 5:15 am plng.... oo nga pla vote nio naman si saab sa seventeen

click mo to

cge yan lang pasok na ako.....

2005-07-28T20:27:00.000+08:00

pucha.... ayoko ng mag-friendster marami ng mga fakers sa mundo at pucha kang nag-edit ng profile ko mamatay ka na.....

pucha ka.....
mamatay ka na.....

sabi nga ni meipi.....

2005-07-27T19:43:00.000+08:00

nakakamiss...... wla xa kasi ngaun eh kya wla akong inspirasyon..... may pinuntahan cla.... at hndi ako nakasama, malay ko bang pupunta xa doon...? kung alam ko lang di sana pumunta rin ako.... sayang tlaga... pero ok lang un... nakita ko naman xa kahit papaano... kahit di ng malapitan... at aus ang suot nia kung may dala lang akong cam ipo-post ko sana un dito kung nakunan ko xa... d bale bukas ay makikita ko na xa ulit at masisislyan ang kanyang kagandahan....

wahaha.... adik tlga....

2005-07-23T13:41:00.000+08:00

Ang dami naming ginawa dis past few days kaya di ako maxadong nakapagpost...... nagpractice kami nung monday pra sa nutri jingle namin tsaka nag elimination na kami nung wednesday at expected na hindi kami mananalo kasi di naman namin inasikaso un... parang wla lang pinabayaan na namin manalo un kabilang grupo.... tapos nag review naman kami nung teusday pra sa long quiz namin sa math... nag check ng mga hindi pa nache-chekan na test papers ng mastery test namin example ng tanong

A LINGAMENT AROUND THE JOINT? ang sagot eh SPRAIN...... adik....

nung wednesday naman ay nag handa na kami pra sa nutri jingle kasi pinag merge din un dalawang grupo pero pili lang ang mag pe-perform kaya un nag handa na sila para kinabukasan ay maganda na un presentation ng section namin bawat subject nga eh nagmamakaawa sila na magpractice nlng kami pra section naman namin un manalo kasi simula nung magpasukan wla pa kaming napapalanunan na award kaya pumayag naman un mga teachers..... un iba naman excited na kasi may career orientation kinabukasan...

tapos nung thursday naman ay nag karoon ng career orientation wla kaming ginawa kundi umupo at makinig sa mga invited speakers, gumawa ng collage at nag tulugan ung ibang tinatamad masaya naman kasi kenkoy un speaker namin kya hindi naman nakaka-bore un pinagsasabi nia.... tapos binigyan kaming mga tips about sa mga problems na mae-encounter namin sa college.....

nung friday o kahapon naman ay nagpresent na lahat ng skuls sa amin at 21 silang lahat kya medyo napakaaming mapagpipilian tulad ng:

MAPUA
University of Sto. Tomas
KALAYAAN
MAPUA IT
ASIA PACIFIC
LETRAN
Centro Escolar University
Far Eastern University
Manila College University
Southville Foreign Colleges
La Consolation
St. P aul
AMA
STI
Our Lady of Fatima university
Feati University

at kung anu-ano pa.... namigay din bawat school ng mga giveaways at dahil maxadong nagenjoy ang lahat at di napiilang mag-ingay at sa sobrang gulo namin ay nagalit ang aming CAT commandant at sinabing may CAT daw kami...! pucha...! di daw kami mapakiusapan kaya pagkatapos nun ay pinapila kami sa labas at pinapunta sa jurasik park este sa jurasik na court at doon ay nagformation kami un pla ay padadapain kami... next tym daw na ulitin daw namin un eh pagugulungin na nia daw kaming lahat.... whew! natapos din ang linggong to nakakapagod actually di pa yan lahat ng ginawa namin kasi un iba di na maxadong importante kaya di ko nlng ipo-post....

cge dito na muna maya na ulit ako magpo-post....

2005-07-18T19:02:00.000+08:00

ewan ko kung bakit ko naisipang i-post ang mga picture na ito...... bakit nga ba...? cguro dahil wla lang tlaga akong magawa at napagtripan ko cla.... haha...

SAAB..... the strange.....

the Pusoy Dos Queen.....

yah..... ang cute nla......

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NICA..... wahaha.....

ndi naman xa mukhang gising ah......

sexy..... daw ba...? haha... pero pretty....

wahaha.... cute....*

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CHANTAL ........ my brutal romance...... haha.....

c chantzchzai..... wow....... anu to....??

oh.... she's my chemical romance..... haha... nyahaha.....
sana... asa....

2005-07-17T12:40:00.000+08:00

i'm confused...

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

Do stairs go up or down?

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?C

an it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears?

Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?

Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the mental hospital?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?W

hy doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway?

In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"?

Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?Can bald men get lice??

How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears?

Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"

"Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?

Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?

Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"?

Wouldn't be more fun toeat a big one?

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for?

Did it help us decide which car not tohit in case of an accident?Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Can you cry under water?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for yourthoughts"?

Where's that extra penny going too ?

Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?

Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?

Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?

Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?

If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?

If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put hem at the end of the bathrooms ?

Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?

Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?

Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?

Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Can someone give up lent for lent?

Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17?

What did cured ham actually have?

If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?

If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?

If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?

Can a blind man see his future?

Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?

Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops?

Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?

Can you blow a balloon up under water?

Can crop circles be square?

How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?

Why are there black lines on a basketball?

Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?

Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?

If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you??

Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?

Can a person choke and die on a life savor?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

If you took a compass to outer space would it still point "magnetic north"? Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space?

Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?

Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for?

Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?

Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?

Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?

If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?

Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling before we can put pasta into the water?

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

Why are blue Christmas lights so popular? Aren't red and green the traditional colors?

Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?

Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?

How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?

Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?

Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?

What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?

If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?

If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?

Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?

Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?

If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?

If a table is propped up can it be propped down?

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?

How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent?

They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them?

Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?

Can you fart and burp at the same time?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Have you ever heard of a raisin that is not dry?

If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?

If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove?

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Since you have to pull over when you see a funeral coming down the road...what would you do if there were a funeral coming down both sides?

If you can test drive cars at the dealer's, why not test-drive lawnmowers around at a hardware store?

Is there anything easier done than said?

Is it possible for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?

Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?

If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?

Are you able to fart in heaven?

Why isn't sour cream really sour?

Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn’t care anyway?

Why isn’t the Q or the Z included on the phone?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway?

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Do ducks sneeze?

Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

Why do they call it "morning sickness" in the middle of the afternoon?

Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

Can vampires donate blood?

If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?

If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church?

If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

Why is there an L in NOEL?

If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as eating co-co crispies with regular milk?

Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?

What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

If they develop a supersonic train, will they give it a whistle?

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?

If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?

Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?

On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?

Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??

Can angels eat devils food cake?

If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on the calculator go the other way?

Why do we tie shoes to the back of a car for newly weds?

Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?

Is bad a bad word?

If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called?

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?

Why do they call front seat shotgun?

Why are all farms red?

Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?

Why are there dents in a golf ball?

Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?

What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?

Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they didn't exist then?

How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

What do mermaids eat?

If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?

If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?

If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels completely around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out?

If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?

Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?

Are there female leprechauns?

Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?

Do fish sleep?

Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do pigs pull ham strings?

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?

Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?

Can dogs have dog days?

When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?

If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?

Do birds pee?

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?

What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?

If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous?

You'd get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?

If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?

If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

Why does "closing up" a shop and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing?

Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when there not even crackers...they're cookies?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A & Canada?

Why do old men have hair in their ears?

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

What does OK actually mean?

what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?

Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner?

Why do donuts have holes?

Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning?

Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different?

If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?

If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?

Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?

Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?

Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?

If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?

If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?

Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?

If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

Why do they call them guidance counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance?

Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over our heels?

Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

How did the headless horseman know where he was going?

Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down?

Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet?

How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?

Do cows drink milk?

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??

What is a male ladybug called?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Does the President have to pay taxes?

Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?

If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

What do you call a female daddy long legs?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?

In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?

Why are SOFTballs hard?

Do vampires get AIDS?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?

Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Is the fear of flying groundless?

Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?

If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?

Why are boxing rings square?

Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do birds have white poop?

Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

Do sore thumbs really stick out?

Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house?

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
What's the opposite of opposite?

If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?

Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?

Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn't an exterminator be the opposite?

How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?

If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?

Why is a woman in a suit a "business person” but a man in a dress is a "transvestite"?

When pigs fart, does it smell like bacon?

Was Dawson Named After The Creek or Was The Creek Named After Dawson?

Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?

How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?

Can you make cheese out of human breast milk?

IF MONEY DOES NOT GROW ON TREES, WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?

If you cut off a glowworm's tail would it be delighted?

How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

Do Dutch people always split the bill?

Can you sleep forever without being in coma?

Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?

If you shine a light into a mirror, do you get twice as much light?

How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?

If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty?

Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?

Why is the blackboard green?

Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

What do you call male ballerinas?

How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?

Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

Did they have antiques in the olden days?

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Can blind people see their dreams?

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?

why is it called lipstick when it always comes off?

If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"

Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?

Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?

why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

how can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?

How can you hear yourself think?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?

If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

if you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?

Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light?

why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?

Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why did they name that underwear company fruit of the loom?

Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?

If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?

why are turds pinched off at the end?

I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?

What would you use to dilute water?

What should one call a male ladybird?

How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?

If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?

Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Aren't all generalizations false?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

How can there be "self help GROUPS"?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do you know when yogurt goes bad?

How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?

How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?

If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?

If you can read the marking, isn't that end already up?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?

If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?

If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

If you take a shower, where do you put it?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is there a Dr. Salt?

Isn't hot water already hot?

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

What came first the chicken or the egg?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What happened to the first 6 ups?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?

What is a free gift?Aren't all gifts free?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

What is the speed of dark?

What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

What's another word for synonym?

When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?

When people lose weight, where does it go?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Where are Preparations A through G?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Who invented accents?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?

Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Why aren't there bulletproof pants?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?

Why do airlines call flights nonstop?

Won't they all stop eventually?

Why do bars advertise live bands?

What does a dead band sound like?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

Why do guys wear underpants?

Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

Why do they call it disposable douche?

Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we have hot water heaters?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why is the alphabet in that order?Is it because of that song?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-punsters been expunged?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher?Even when you have a low voice?

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold?

At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?Do cows have calf muscles?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

2005-07-16T17:18:00.000+08:00

wla tlaga akong magawa... drawing nga pla ni CREUX sa adobe nia ata linagyan color.... ok xa.... haaay.... sana matuto na rin ako ng adobe.... tsaka flash pra aus na lahat....

2005-07-15T19:59:00.000+08:00

ngaun linggong to ay sobrang nakakapagod.... kakatapos lang mastery test namin so far wla naman akong bagsak... at hindi ako papayag na bumaba ang grades ko kasi graduating na ako... haha.... pangako nanaman.... sana lang matupad... pra masaya ako...

sa skul naman ay sobrang gulo... andaming nag-aaway na kung cno-cno at ang daming nang-aaway ng wlang dahilan... skwater.... puchang buhay to.... andami ring plastik ngaun-ngaun ko lang nalaman at napansin...

badtrip....

cge un lang nakakatamad mag post....

2005-07-07T12:40:00.000+08:00

asa skul ako ngaun computer kasi namin [un subject] eh libre internet kya pagkakataon ko na tong mag-update.. wahaha... wla ako maisip sabihin kc ngaun lang ulit ako nag-update ng blog ko... haha... next week tungkol na sa HTML ang pagaaralan namin kya masaya ako... kaso test na rin namin next week sana nga araw araw ang computer namin pra masaya...

tym na namin aalis na ako... buh-bye...

2005-07-02T17:03:00.000+08:00

wla akong magawa kundi ang maghintay na mag karoon ng himala.....

pucha....

2005-06-25T20:00:00.000+08:00

bumalik na si Saab..........!

buhay nanaman ang mga blog-ista....!

2005-06-22T17:00:00.000+08:00

WRONG MISTAKES :/ sa larangan ng musika

try to sing these songs, it'll be funnier :)

1. i decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano...
(anyone's shadow)

2. a walk to remember, it was late afternoon...
(cry; i'll always remember)

3. supposed to be you're like my mother... supposed to be you're like my sister....
(all my life; close to me)

4. people killing, people flying. children hurt & living, crying...
(where is the love; people killing people dying, children hurt, you hear them crying)

5. so kiss me, and smaffle me...
(leaving on a jet plane; smile for me)

6. it started when we were younger you were nine...
(my boo; mine)

7. some people want tambourines, and some just want everything...
(if i ain't got you; diamond rings)

8. my only nest, is killing me.
(baby one more time; lonliness)

9. i get knocked down, by an elephant, my momma's gonna bring me down...
(i get knocked down, but i get up again)

10. i-splash, a little crush...
(crush; it's just)

11. Viva californication
(californication; dream of)

12. a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fine, but is also known as a bus stop.
(no scrub; buster)

13. don't go jason waterfalls...
(waterfalls; chasing)

14. you're alice in wonderland... you're alice in wonderland...
(your body is a wonderland)

15. baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road...

16. lift your hand, baby don't be scared...
(with a smile; head)

17. maaaaaaaaaaag... magdamag mong sasabihin...
(wag na wag mong sasabihin)

18. oh God give me a reason, i'm down abandon me...
(on bended knees)

19. fly away on my cellphone, i feel it more than ever...
(zephyr song; zephyr)

20. soul of christ... sat beside me...
(anima christi; sanctify me)

21. nothing's gonna change my love for you, you know naman my love how much i love you..
(may tatalo pa ba jan?! - you ought to know by now)

22. see you at the crossroads, see you at the crossroads... pinatay ng seven lions, pinatay ng seven lions... pinatay ng seven lions
(crossroads; and i'm gonna miss everybody)

23. do you think you're better on the floor?...
(better off alone)

24. turn around, spider... every now and then i fall apart...
(total eclipse of the heart; bright eyes)

25. Regina, summer sunshine...
(summer sunshine; the heat of - 're-hee-na')

kabag, anyone? :)

2005-06-18T17:10:00.000+08:00

haay naku... nagcmula na ang klase at prang medyo mahirap ata ang mga pagdadaanan ko ngaun.... ang daming kelangan gawin.... may thesis pa kami.... tapos trigonometry pa..... haay.... uu nga pla sana ako nlng un mapiling magbukas ng bank account... kealangan kasi un pra sa economics namin bawat group kelangan makaipon kc sa intrams mag-nenegosyo kami.... at kelangan sa banko kami magi-ipon kya sana ako nlng pra kahit tapos na un project ata na un eh may bank account na ako... haha....

uu nga pla may CAT na kmi.... kaasar nagupitan pa rin ako kahit ngpa-gupit na si ako.... maiksi na nga ung buhok ko lalo pa tuloy napaiksi... kung di nga lang un kelangan eh magpapaka-pasasaway nalang sana ako.... kaso kelangan tlga eh.... na-orient na nga kami nun friday.... at so far wala pa naman gumugulong... haha... buti nlng tuwing friday lang ung CAT namin haha....

cge.... buh bye na wla naman kasing interesting na pangyayari sa amin ngaun eh.... next tym ko nlng ipopost un bago kong mga pics un maiksi na....

2005-06-10T20:35:00.000+08:00

nagun ay medyo nakakatamad kc prang magkakasakit ata ako.... masakit ang aking ulo... at hindi ako makapagpost ng maayos.... ewn ko kung bakit....

ano ba yan na move pa ang pasukan.... sa tuesday na daw lahat ng skul... at tinatamad pa akong pumasok.... di ko pa nga nababalutan un mga books ko.... tapos di pa ako nagpapagupit.... anu ba yan....

2005-06-08T14:45:00.000+08:00

i was planning to blog about how my day was yesterday, coz it was really fun. but then i changed my mind.

her are some pics ko kuha sa cam....

para sa mga taong di pa ako nakikita o kilala.... at least nakita nio na ako maski sa picture lang....

http://stab13x.multiply.com/photos/

2005-06-07T14:31:00.000+08:00

la ako maxadong ginawa kaya wala ako maxadong ma-post tagal ko na ngang hindi nag-post eh sa pasukan nlng or nxt tym nlng ako mag-post ng mahaba

2005-06-02T14:49:00.000+08:00

pucha yang kuryenteng yan ilang beses namatay ang buong shop ng pinag computeran ko kaasar ang haba na nung post ko eh.... alis na nga ako...

2005-06-01T22:18:00.000+08:00

nagung araw na 2 dumalaw ako sa bahay ng mom ko pero hindi pra tumambay kundi pra ibigay ang bagong laba nilang damit galing antipolo pa.... tapos cla ay tga-cubao... pero di naman nakakapagod ang biyahe dahil mabilis... kasi walang traffic... di ako nagtagal at umuwi na rin ako pagka-tapos kong mag merienda kumain ako ng burger at fries na may kasamang coke kahit ayoko ng coke wala akong magagawa dahil nabili na un at walang ibang maiinom kundi un... tapos umuwi na ako at ng dumating ako sa bahay akala ko ay hapon na pa pero maaga pa pla... madilim lang pla ang kalangitan...

2005-05-31T12:26:00.000+08:00

ngaun araw ay sobrang nakakatamad kasi walang magawa kundi makinig ng radyo at magmuni-muni... haha... pucha ung anonymous na nagtag sa tagboard gagu daw si ako.... eh mas gago pla xa eh duag pa kasi hindi nagpakilala kung di xa duag dapat ilagay nia un pangalan nia dun... tsk,tsk,tsk.... haay naku... sa panahon ngaun andami ng walang magawa sa buhay at kung anu-ano ang pinagsasabi di naman makalaban ng harap-harapan... bro pag-igihan mo yang walang-kwentang gawain mo haha... ingatz ka nlng baka mamaya lang di ka na makapagtago sa pangalang anonymous...

2005-05-28T17:41:00.000+08:00

haay... nakakatamad ngaun wala akong magawa as in wala tlaga... ang tahimik nga sa bahay namin eh... as in sobrang tahimik na walang minutong hindi nagsisisgawan ang mga pinsan ko... tahimik no?

ngaun... as usual late nanaman ako nagisisng kasi wala naman akong pupuntahan kaya wlang dahilan para gumising ng napakaaga hindi na ako kumain ng breakfast kasi lunch na ang kinain ko kasi nga lunch time na...! tapos nanood nlng ako ng T.V. at nakinig ng radyo....

ngaun tapos na ang summer tag-ulan na ang sarap tumambay sa labas ng bahay nio habang pinanonood ang pagbuhos ng malakas na ulan... malamig... masarap kumain ng mainit na pagkain... tulad ng ice cream... masarap matulog ng matagal kasi malamig... kaso... pasukan na... kaya di ko na maxadong ma-eenjoy ang tag-ulan ayoko panaman ng summer... kasi maiinit... sige dito na lang... kasi pagmamasdan ko pa ang pgbuhos ng malakas na ulan...
habang nakikinig ng...

CRAZY FOR YOU
spongecola

Swaying room as the music starts
Strangers making the most of the dark
Two by two their bodies become one

I see you through the smoky air
Can't you feel the weight of my stare
You're so close but still a world away
What I'm dying to say, you bet

CHORUS
I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new
You'll feel it in my kiss I'm crazy for you

Trying hard to control my heart
I walk over to where you are
Eye to eye we meet, no word at all

Slowly now we begin to move
Every breath I'm deeper into you
Send me to a standing still in time
If you read my mind, you'll see

CHORUS
I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new
You'll feel it in my kiss

You'll feel it in my kiss because
I'm crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
I'm crazy for you...

at pagkatapos ng malakas na ulan ay matutulog na ako...

2005-05-27T19:27:00.000+08:00

hay... tapos na ang summer... pasukan nanaman at ayoko pang pumasok pero may magagawa ba ako?
kanina pla nabasa ko ung horoscope ko sabi

"wag ko daw pigilan ang mga paa ko kung saan man ako nito dalhin dahil swerte daw ako ngaun..."

di naman ako maxado naniniwala sa horoscpoe kasi tulad ng sinabi ngaun eh lagi akong gumagala kaya san pa ako dadalhin ng paa ko tsaka sa computer shop lang naman ako lagi pumupunta....

gra-graduate na ako next year... ewan ko lang kung ksama akong gra-graduate... haha...
ano kya ang una kong gagawin sa first day?

1. manggulo?

2. mang-away [ginagawa ko ba 'to?]

3. hindi pumasok?

4. magwala?

5. tumunganga?

6. o wala lang?

2005-05-25T10:44:00.000+08:00

Medyo busy ako this past few days kaya di ko na-uupdate tong na to....
i was busy cleaning my room, making ayos, transfering a cabinet to it's opposite side.
moving my bed on the other side of the room... tapos lagi akong late na matulog, or
minsan di na ako natutulog....

kanina pla nagising ako ng 8:00 AM sobrang aga sa nakasanayan kong 12:00 noon...
kasi may pinuntahan ako and ang alam ko dapat ay may kasama ako, pero di daw xa makakapunta
kaya ako nlng ang umalis.

nag-internet ako ng mga 4 hours tapos kumain ako ng lunch sa mcdonalds... umorder ako ng #5 na go bigtime at
iced tea ang inumin ko...tapos biglang... pucha! naalala ko naiwan ko pla ung phone ko kya wala tuloy akong matawagan pra samahan ako kasi maaga pa kaya ayaw ko pa umuwi...

after eating lunch, nag-ikot muna ako... luckily may nakita akong mga former classmates at nag-iikot din daw sila
tapos sumama ako sa kanila para makapag-libang dahil mag-aarcade daw sila kaya nag laro n rin ako... tapos nagkayayaan na kumain ng ice cream sa mcdonalds ung KING CONE nila ung binili namin..
tapos after nun... we go on our seperate ways na umuwi na ako tapos natulog ulit kasi inaantok na ako ngaun kakagising ko lang at naisipan kong i-update tong blog na to...

cge til hir na muna tinatamad na akong mag type eh....

2005-05-24T12:11:00.000+08:00

Daming nangyari ngayon... kasar kasi ginising ako ni chel para magpasama sa mall kasi bibili daw xa ng gitara nia tapos biglang lahat nagsamahan na rin kaya ang dami namin ok lang sana kasi sandali lang un kaso hindi eh... dalawang mall ang pinuntahan namin para kumain tsaka mamili ng kung anu-anong gamit nila [ng mga cousins ko] kaya ang tagal namin ng lakad ng paikot-ikot kasi nga may hinahanap sila na bibilhin kaya wala akong nagawa kundi sumunod... tapos after non umuwi na kami nakakatamad kasing ikwento ung buong pangyayari bsta wala sa plano ko ang umalis ngaun... drawing pla ni thea... gamit ang adobe photoshop

click HERE

2005-05-22T17:44:00.000+08:00

late na nga ako nagising tapos i still dont have anything to do... as usual makikinig nanaman ako sa radio everyday naman eh... pag-gising radyo, pagmatutulog na radyo pa rin... maski saan magpunta radio pa rin ang hinahanap ko... na-aadik na ata ako o talagang adik na ako... tapos medyo annoying pa para sa ibang tao ung kind ng genre na pinakikinggan ko... kasi punk rock... but it doesnt mean na hate ko ang mga mellow kind na song pero mas gusto ko pa rin ang punk rock... mas nakakatulog ako ng mabuti pag punkrock ang pinakikinggan ko parang lullubye na sa kin un eh... kaya minsan habang nakikinig ako ng punkrock na songs nakakatulog ako ng di ko alam...

Waah!! sino ba may alam kung saan makakakuha ng instrumental versions ng mga bagong kanta tulad ng untitled ng simple plan....? tulungan nio naman po si ako.... please...

2005-05-21T17:31:00.000+08:00

QUESTIONS!!!!

Question: Ano mo ba si Saab?
uhmm...wala [sad to say ng-quit na xa sa blogging]

Question: Dibah si Saab un kapatid ni Maxene?
yup!

Question: Panu ung gumagalaw na text sa titlebar?
ewan, script ata un eh...

Question: Oist panu gumawa ng music box?
di ko lam eh...

Question: ano title ng bg music mo?
untitled - simple plan

Question: Bakit mo tinggal un chatterbox mu?
kasi puro tanong lang ang pino-post dun kaya question box ang pinalit ko...

Question: Astig ng blog mo dude!? question ba yan?
thnx na nga rin!!

Question: Ask me, kahit ano...
sabi ko ako tanungin mo hindi ikaw ang tatanungin ko, gago...

Question: cno k?
sino ka rin?

Question: iba nanaman layout mo
last na to [siguro]

Question: bakit katabi ng pic mo yung DEMONS visited?
kasi i look lyk one of them...

Question: dude??
??

2005-05-06T04:45:00.000+08:00

haay... tagal ko na pla to hindi na-uupdatesimula nung malaman kong ng-quit na si SAAB nakalimutan ko nana may blog pa pla akong kelangan ayusin at pagandahin...

2005-05-01T23:27:00.000+08:00

Bakit nag-quit ng blogging si SAAB! at hanggang ngaun iniisip ko pa rin kung bakit anong nangyari sa kanya pati na rin si frank mag-quit na rin ewan ko kung bakit cla mag-quit ayos naman un blog nila... haaay... kung sabagay bakit ko ba un iniisip eh, hindi naman namin kilala ang isa't-isa personally kaya hindi pa un ung katapusan ng buhay ko.. haha... pero dahil na rin sa kanya napagisip-isip kong gumawa ng blog sa kanya ko unang nakita ang blog sa kanya ko unang nalaman kung ano ang blog kaya Thank You SAAB... uhmm oo nga pla nakgawa na ako sa wakas ng panibago kong record! 30hrs akong gising ngsimula ng 6pm tuesday natapos ng 12 midnight ng wednesday yahoo!!! na kagawa na ako ng panibagong record... [labo] haay hanggang dito na muna tinatamad na ako eh...

2005-03-22T22:35:00.000+08:00

Spongecola was doing great in the our music industry, biruin mo bigla silang sumikat [at lalo pang sumisikat] dahil sa hilig nila sa kanta.parang sila na ang bagong idol ko... haha... sa local bands lang naman... kelan ko kaya sila ma-meet and great? pero ok lang kahit hindi... nga pla nag iisip ako kung ano pla bibilhin ko disc man o gitara? kasi kanina bibili na dapat ako ng disc man kaso parang may pumipigil sa akin... ano kaya un? pero on the other hand parang mas maganda na rin na di ako bumili ng discman kasi naubos lahat ng CD ko kaya ano patutugtugin ko dun?

kung gitara naman wala pa akong nakikita na maganda... kasi di pa ako maxado naglilibot sa mall nitong mga nakaraang araw... kasi lagi kong ina-update tong blog ko kaya tinatamad na akong mag libot...kanina pala i went to my mom's haus kasi may kinuha ako ung bill ng phone namin...kakaasar lang kasi pagdating ko ba naman bigla akong pinagbayad ng mom ko dun sa nabasag ng lil' sistah ko na bulb or something pero ok na rin kasi 7 pesos lang naman un eh...

astig talaga sana kasama ako nun ginawa un mtv nia kaso hindi eh...tsk,tsk,tsk... sayangnga pala naghahanap ako ng DREAM CATCHER na necklace kung sino man ang may alam kung san nakakabili send nio sa kin lagay nio sa may question box. thanks!

2005-03-21T15:33:00.000+08:00

hay.... bakasyon na walang magawa kundi i-update 2ng blog na 'to kahit d pa ganon kaganda dahil di pa fully renovated [bahay?]

kanina pla umuwi na ulit mom ko sa bahay nila ayun ilang linggo nanaman kaming di magkikita ayaw ko kc dun tumira maingay tsaka magulo kasi dun eh kaya ayaw ko..... tsaka wala akong xadong gagawin don kundi tumunganga... hay...

bakasyon na nga talaga kasi wala na akong gingawa kundi kumain matulog, mgsoundtrip, manood ng tv or kumain nlng.... hirap pa mag-update nitong blog kasi wala kaming sariling computer buti nlng may malapit na computer shop sa amin mura pa kabubukas nga lang nun saturday eh... wala pa xadong tao kaya masaya ... haha... kanina pala di ako xado kumain kasi di ko alam kung ano un ulam eh baka malason ako...haha... pero masarap naman xa... kumain ako ng konti...

kanina pla ngusap kami sa phone ng cuz ko:

chel: hello
gen: hello
chel: kuya pakisabi kay nanay na 6:30 na ako uuwi kasi may pahabol kaming praktis kami
gen: oo
chel: un sa...
gen: oo, basta praktis un na un wala na akong pakialam...
chel: ok
gen: cge bye

tapos un binaba ko na un phone istorbo kasi pinatutugtog kasi un KLSP kaya nagmamadali ako...haha...

2005-03-19T23:28:00.000+08:00

astig sa wakas naayos na rin 2ng blog ko! sobrang tagal ko na kc 2 inaayos kaso sa dami ng ginagawa ko di ko na matuloy kaya ngayon naayos ko na xa... haha...

haay... naku... dati na-iinggit ako kina saab kc sila my blog tapos ako wala!!!!!!! lalo na nung nakita ko un blog nila pati kay nic rin... kaasar kc lagi nlng ako huli...

nga pla baka kala nio close ko sila saab tska nica hindi po un nga eh sana kilala nila ako kaso hindi eh... tsk,tsk,tsk...

sana pla ma meet ko sila in person para makilala ko na sila [di naman masama ang mangarap di ba?] isa pa iniisip ko san school na ako papasok sa college? gusto ko sa maayos kaso tanggapin kaya ako dun...? haha... pero ok lang yun kahit san basta maganda magturo......

kahapon pla ngpa-picture kami nila melvin kasama ko sila kc last day na namin kaasar pa ung baklang nakalagay un picture sa picture city kasi KAMUKHA KO..! pero di ako un kamukha ko lang talaga... [mamatay na xa...!] joke lang po.... haha...

tapos nun kumain kami sa KFC [sayang nga di sumama sina mark ang saya pa naman nun] tapos namin kumain naghiwalay hiwalay na kami ako umuwi na ewan ko lang sa kanila...

tapos pag uwi ko naman sakto biglang tumawag si arianne eh wala daw kasi syang magawa tsaka makausap kaya ako tinawagan..... kaso di pa ako bihis kaya nagbuh bye muna ako... tapos 12 na rin ako natulog kasi pinatutulog na ako... kanina 1:30 pm na rin ako nagising kulang pa rin ang tulog ko [bitin] di n nga ako nag-lunch eh kumain nlng ako ng tinapay un favorite kong LEMON SQUARE na ensaymada...